Shitty Starbucks music. Because I would rather look like I enjoy it than not fit in.

So right now I am blogging from my phone while sitting in a Starbucks in Vancouver. I decided it doesn't get much more hipster than this, plus when I read I get really into it and keep on squeaking when exciting things happen and apparently that makes people uncomfortable.

When I'm in vancouver I feel like a total country bumpkin. I don't look cool, I don't sound cool, I'm not trendy, I'm terrible with Large groups of people and I often find myself getting lost in situations where an adult really should not lose their way. I get sore ankles when I walk and hate the general public. I smile at strangers and apparently in Vancouver that is reserved for crazy people and children. Since I am neither (or so I like to tell myself) I look a liiiiitttlle out of place and am often given disgusted looks. Which to be honest is fine with me, because I will never have to spend any extended amount of time with any of these people. That and I doubt their going to go home to their little studio apartment and tell their boyfriend and cat the riveting story of how some hick girl smile at them in the street. Their organic lattes and recycled furniture would inspire greater conversation than I am capable of providing.

A girl walked in with a skirt that I THINK is supposed to be considered vintage, however looks like an old dirty handkerchief that she has wrapped around her waist. She also has a pink corset on over top of her jacket and hr pantyhose has HUGE runs down the front, sides and back of her legs. I can't tell if she destroyed them while trying to put them on this morning, or if it's a fashion statement. Either way it looks atrocious. I really try not to judge people on what they wear, because I definitely have my "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Fashion moments. But this... This is bad. Like as If she decided to dress herself but only had one outfit left because she sold the rest of her clothes to pay for her crystal meth, and honestly, why would a hooker need to have nice pantyhose? She's just taking it off anyways. In her defense, she did have a really cute hairband. And I think if she didnt have that corset on her jacket was pretty nice.

Anyways! The reason why I am In Vancouver is because my friend Diane is Going to hair school and she needed a model. So I'm taking a risk for her :P
My phone is starting to piss me off, so I am going to stop blogging now.


Random fact for feb.20-something, 2012:
7/10 vancouver citizens think your pink Mohawk looks stupid, mostly becaus you are a 55 year old woman.

I love you all.. My precious little angel Bambinos.