There's something different 'bout the way she offends me..

Hello internets!

I believe it's been a year since I have blogged. Because i'm a bad ass. I'm just going to call it a vacation. a blog-cation. It works for me.

Would you all like to know whats happened? OF COURSE YOU DO!

uhm... my then boyfriend and i broke up in april (i think) when i worked at ardenes as well as starbucks. Then I decided that I am happy single and decided to make some real career choices and live on my own, no roommates, nothing. I was going to make new friends and lose a bunch of weight! life was going to be AWESOME. 

And then I re-met jeff. and all of that went down the drain. I did make some real career choices and lived on my own kind of... i made new friends and gained weight. 

I'm going to save a whole bunch of sappy shit for you guys because you dont need to hear all that. I moved and he shortly moved with me. then i was diagnosed with cancer. then i had surgery and then i had to recover.i got a new job, it didnt work out, i had no money and had to move home. and then had my 21st birthday this month.

and thats where i am now.

i HAVE however started losing weight, and am only working one job right now which is VERY confusing for my poor little self.... i'm barely managing. 

I'm drving my friends PT cruiser for winter and will be trading it for my honda again soon (you know.. rex!!) because the pt cruiser hates me a bit i think...

this is a really lame post. isnt it?

I found what programs I want to do for school, and will be going to the Okanagan College in Kelowna for September. for either Therapy Assistant prgram, or Associate of Arts Degree. WE will see which ones work out. So this means I have 6 months of Fraser Valley Bliss. I am very excited to start school again, and to move back in with my amazing man, and to see a new town. 

OH I GOT A KITTEN! SHE'S THE BEST! Jeff named her Phantasmal Bear. that being said... i've learned how to play Magic.. and I enjoy it. I have taken the turn into full nerd and my transformation will be complete soon. (HAH! like as if I wasnt already a total nerd to begin with...)

I have also slipped into the realm of make up. I have a whole bunch of new colours and shadows and brushes and have been going crazy. I am planning on buying a new webcam and then doing makeup tutorials on my you tube channel. those who care, I will post links all over the place. 

This blog is terribly not interesting. I will be more interesting in the future I promise.

ready for a random fact?

An elephant is as long as a blue whale's tongue.

WOAH! thats kinda gross. thats a big fucking tongue. 

I will end your misery now. I'll be back...

and in greater numbers.