Monday, December 13, 2010

I guess that's what she said.

my water isnt cold anymore.

so, i am in a strange mood. i am just getting over some retardedly painful cramps, and harsh anger and grumpy mood swings, and now im in a slightly angsty and feisty mood. i feel bad for brendan, for the simple fact that i talk to him way more than i do my boyfriend, so he gets alllll the bitching. which frankly, isnt fair.. cus hes not even getting anything from my bitching, at least jeremy would be rewarded in some way or another. (actually.. i do clean up after brendan *cough* look at the bathroom.)

so the christmas season is quickly approaching. i have no money, and pretty much all my presents to buy, woot. christmas is so not stressful.. at all. but i must say, i was strongly looking forward to jeremy making my apartment a winter wonderland, and im sad that my place has one string of lights (on the tv) and brendan has some tiiiiny trees on his computer speakers. but itll get there, and i will post a picture for you all to see how beautiful it will be. its technically december 13, i need to get my ass in gear. i have such a busy week coming up that its ridiculous, working, working and doctors appointment, going to whiterock to see my father and then shopping and date day with jeremy <3, then working and baking, then  working and decorating and work party, then working, then my christmas and the evening with jeremy...which if you can count is the 19th,,, and then i dont get to see him till after christmas. im sure you can imagine that i havent been whiny about that at all...(i actually havent been too bad, im pretty proud of myself...but if he doesnt miss me while hes away im going to put my new hello kitty car decal on his car instead of mine.... heh heh heh) then i pretty much work all the way through christmas (literally, i work the 22 23 24 25 26 28) then its god damn new years, which i work 9-530, then 5-10 (yeah, thats an overlap yeah) and have no plans, and i guarantee that i will have the pleasure of being in bed my 11.

anyways... i got my classes! im in spaaaanish, psychology, anthropology, aaaaaand drawing and painting. im totally stoked, although i may not keep anthropology. we shall see! im stoked to only work twice a week. its gonna be niiiiiice!

me:
speaking of work, it was ridiculous today. wanna hear about my day?
cyber friends:
 OKAY
me:
 thanks guys, i love that you listen to me and care about my day.
cyberfriends:
 NO PROBLEM CASSY! WE THINK YOURE FUNNY AND CUTE AND THE BEST GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD, I WISH YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND
me:
 i know... i know
cyberfriends:
 NOW TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY! WE ARE SO EXCITED TO HEAR!
me:
 :D

so i went to work for 630 this morning, and was on time! HELLYEAH I HATE BEING LATE! so tha was a good start. except that my insides felt like a bag of garbage from last nights fiesta which included underage drinkers with tequila shots and spicy taco entrees.no, i wasnt hung over. just cramped and hating life. i somehow got all the paper work done, as well as my budget and verrrrry depressing christmas schedule that i already went over (did i mention that im a little sad?) then kim showed up and i decided to take advantage of that and bought extra strength tylonel and then self medicated. i worked for 8 hours of ridiculous customer service, making drinks for rude sunday customers. then ross met me at work, and i brought him to my place and gave him a hair cut. AND I DID FUCKING AWESOME! MY FIRST GUYS HAIR CUT AND I ROCKED THE SHIT OUT OF IT! be jealous! then we went to walmart... and the line ups were too big so we bailed (sorry to my friends who work there who may or may not have had to clean up my shit... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha) and then i dropped him off, went to moms and picked up jeremys present (cus it got shipped there) and its SO AWESOME, then went and got mcdonalds then went home and then hated my life. brendan got me GLOWSTICK (hold on. just a little un related note, he is singing christmas carols like a constipated jewish wife right beside me) BRACELETS! it made me smile! then i went into my room and put on some movies and hoped for death to come. then exited my room, shopped online for a messenger bag (BECAUSE I NEED ONE FOR SCHOOL REAAAAL BAD) and then my boyfriend showed up to say goodnight, and that made me much less grumpy, and now i am blogging while brendan is playing nhl11 (he cant loose this game, its a preseason. aka. he sucks shit at this game) thats my day.

cassy's christmas wishlist chapter 2:
OH MY GOD THIS
http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Apartment/Bookstore+Desktop/Cake+Pops
AND OH MY GOD THIS
http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Apartment/Knitting+Mochimochi
a kitten, some really awesome slippers, a whole bunch of new fluffy towels in a charcoal colour, and a lot of money. 

                                             that is me. sad about christmas.
but i should wrap this up, cus brendan is in bed sounding like a dying kitten, or a zombie. not sure which at this point.
ill be back again soon, im sure! dont miss me too much!

random fact for december 13/2010
a blue whale produces between 200 and 400 lbs of semen in one go.

id rather get pooed on by an elephant

thanks guys! love ya!!!


Saturday, December 4, 2010

captains log: stardate....your mom

woe is me, bitches.


aight! so look at this shit! didn't i say i would blog on friday? yeah. yeah i think i did! and here i am... shit.. its 11:59... so... i STARTED blogging on friday.. that counts.. right?.. anyhow, that just goes to show what an amazingly exciting life i lead... friday.. i'm a 19 year old female who's friday (that has no work saturday) consists of an 8 hour day shift, a 3 hour nap, a short visit from her boyfriend (who, give me points, is very handsome) followed by a disc and a half of the first season of the Big Bang Theory, meanwhile midway through the last episode she clues in... HEY! PENNY JUST BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE BLOGGED ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE!... SEX!.... ..SEX!....BLOGGING! BLOGGING! BLOGGING! so.. i am blogging.. but not about sex. sorry guys. didnt mean to let you all down.. (i can hear karly crying from here) 
KARLY! ITS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY! EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARLY! RIGHT NOW, seriously.. say it... out loud... did you say it?... good.... 
  sooo my mom says she wants my christmas list... ohhhh man. i dont know what i want for christmas... so im gonna make WHAT CASSY WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS CHAPTERS. there will beee... 10... sure why not...
CASSYS CHRISTMAS WISHLIST CHAPTER 1:
a rottweiler puppy, a Dodge Challenger SRT8, a high five from that guy who plays Chuck on Chuck, and baking sheets the nice air bake ones!!


and i now have a PSA..
DO YOUR BEST TO NEVER EVER EVER WORK TWO CUSTOMER SERVICE JOBS AT THE SAME TIME. you will lose a lot of faith in your fellow man... or woman.. i find they are equally dumb and there is no superior sex, i have the same amount of men as women not understand that...THAT EGGNOG LATTE YOU JUST ORDERED,,HAS EGGNOG IN IT,IF YOU DONT LIKE EGGNOG IN THE FIRST PLACE CHANCES ARE SLIIIM THAT YOULL LIKE THIS, or....THERE ARE DAILY LATE FEES ON A TWO DAY RENTAL, BUT A ONE TIME LATE FEE ON A WEEK RENTAL. it terrifies me that these people are the same people who are making choices that effect the world. that guy could be the next prime minister for all i know...OH AND IF YOU DONT SEE BANANA BREAD IN THE PASTRY CASE..THATS A SIGN THAT WE DONT HAVE ANY, I PROMISE YOU THAT I AM NOT WITHHOLDING A PIECE OF PERFECTLY MOIST AND SCRUMPTIOUS BANANA BREAD BEHIND THE COUNTER BECAUSE I GET OFF ON MAKING YOUR MORNING JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE SAD THAN IT USUALLY IS, OH AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE YOUR WORLD JUST CRASHED DOWN, I REALLLLYYY DONT FEEL BAD LIKE I LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE, I AM ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT, I FEED OFF THE SADNESS THAT I INVOKE IN THE MORNING, TRUST ME. TRUUUSSST ME.




*cough* allrighty then... i dont have much more to tell you, to be honest. 
monday i am registering for classes. SUPER-AWESOME-PICKLETASTIC-CHEESEBREAD-TASTY-SPIDEYSENSEUMTIOUS- STRESSFUL. i need a direction. end of story.


well. at this point i am boring myself. so i shall sign off.
live long and prosper and what not


random fact for december 3/2010
anglerfish mate for life




                               but dont be fooled... he's taken.. just innocent flirts...


love you guys, hope there were some chuckles.. or sad sighs...
<3
(ps..if you didnt say happy birthday to karly outloud..... say it now.. or forever feel like shit)