aight! so look at this shit! didn't i say i would blog on friday? yeah. yeah i think i did! and here i am... shit.. its 11:59... so... i STARTED blogging on friday.. that counts.. right?.. anyhow, that just goes to show what an amazingly exciting life i lead... friday.. i'm a 19 year old female who's friday (that has no work saturday) consists of an 8 hour day shift, a 3 hour nap, a short visit from her boyfriend (who, give me points, is very handsome) followed by a disc and a half of the first season of the Big Bang Theory, meanwhile midway through the last episode she clues in... HEY! PENNY JUST BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE BLOGGED ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE!... SEX!.... ..SEX!....BLOGGING! BLOGGING! BLOGGING! so.. i am blogging.. but not about sex. sorry guys. didnt mean to let you all down.. (i can hear karly crying from here)
KARLY! ITS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY! EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARLY! RIGHT NOW, seriously.. say it... out loud... did you say it?... good....
sooo my mom says she wants my christmas list... ohhhh man. i dont know what i want for christmas... so im gonna make WHAT CASSY WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS CHAPTERS. there will beee... 10... sure why not...
CASSYS CHRISTMAS WISHLIST CHAPTER 1:
a rottweiler puppy, a Dodge Challenger SRT8, a high five from that guy who plays Chuck on Chuck, and baking sheets the nice air bake ones!!
and i now have a PSA..
DO YOUR BEST TO NEVER EVER EVER WORK TWO CUSTOMER SERVICE JOBS AT THE SAME TIME. you will lose a lot of faith in your fellow man... or woman.. i find they are equally dumb and there is no superior sex, i have the same amount of men as women not understand that...THAT EGGNOG LATTE YOU JUST ORDERED,,HAS EGGNOG IN IT,IF YOU DONT LIKE EGGNOG IN THE FIRST PLACE CHANCES ARE SLIIIM THAT YOULL LIKE THIS, or....THERE ARE DAILY LATE FEES ON A TWO DAY RENTAL, BUT A ONE TIME LATE FEE ON A WEEK RENTAL. it terrifies me that these people are the same people who are making choices that effect the world. that guy could be the next prime minister for all i know...OH AND IF YOU DONT SEE BANANA BREAD IN THE PASTRY CASE..THATS A SIGN THAT WE DONT HAVE ANY, I PROMISE YOU THAT I AM NOT WITHHOLDING A PIECE OF PERFECTLY MOIST AND SCRUMPTIOUS BANANA BREAD BEHIND THE COUNTER BECAUSE I GET OFF ON MAKING YOUR MORNING JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE SAD THAN IT USUALLY IS, OH AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE YOUR WORLD JUST CRASHED DOWN, I REALLLLYYY DONT FEEL BAD LIKE I LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE, I AM ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT, I FEED OFF THE SADNESS THAT I INVOKE IN THE MORNING, TRUST ME. TRUUUSSST ME.
*cough* allrighty then... i dont have much more to tell you, to be honest.
monday i am registering for classes. SUPER-AWESOME-PICKLETASTIC-CHEESEBREAD-TASTY-SPIDEYSENSEUMTIOUS- STRESSFUL. i need a direction. end of story.
well. at this point i am boring myself. so i shall sign off.
live long and prosper and what not
random fact for december 3/2010
anglerfish mate for life
but dont be fooled... he's taken.. just innocent flirts...
love you guys, hope there were some chuckles.. or sad sighs...
<3
(ps..if you didnt say happy birthday to karly outloud..... say it now.. or forever feel like shit)
I said hi to her in person the day before her birthday. In Vancouver. While I was wearing a hat.
ReplyDeleteP.S., I love you.