guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
(da na na, na na nana na na,)
but fo realz yo... cassizzle is back.i am currently sitting in my bed, all wrapped in blankies, trying to reflect on the last...twooo months that i have not been blogging, trying to find exciting events to fill this ridiculous blog with...and i need to pee.. and i should make lunch so i can take my meds.WOOT ill fill you in on that story in a couple minutes, but for now. im going to go forth (slowly, because the way i walk is more like a shuffle, you know when youre in vancouver at the T&;T supermarket or metrotown and theres those tiiiiny little asian grandmas, who just eeeever so sloooowly shuffle around in their little,,, shoe slipper things that are usually made out of a shiny red, blue or green fabric that has little blossoms embroidered on them...thats how i walk cyberfriends. thats me right there. except my hair is a big tangled mess, instead of short grey curls...) *cough* anyways... im gonna time myself, seee how long it takes me to go to my kitchen, make lunch, and pee. the time right now is 3:11...clocking back in at 652. hahahahha guess whos back and forgot she was blogging?
so over the past two months quite a bit has occured!!! found myself a roommate! his name is brendan (aka, Old B, Brendy, brendikins, and sir) hes pretty awesome. he's one of "my boys" and hes a pretty good roommate. he's 6 foot 4, ive known him for a few years, but only recently as a friend. he was my manager when i first got hired at my starbucks (cus hes a safeway assistant manager) so its kinda weird that my roommate was at onepoint my boss. but we moved past that :P hes so silly, we have a good time being retarded, and are currently working on making a video blog i believe about our lives in 301 (which is the apartment number, so when it comes up youll have to just deal with it and remember this shit) although if people saw how be behave at midnight on a regular basis (recording miley cyrus song covers, fighting over popcorn, recording fake radio interviews, me beating him up cus im excited, him flipping me upside down to make a point, and random bursts of manic laughter followed by intense awkward silence, followed by more laughter,...) i think his professional image would be destroyed, unless no one would watch them, then we'd be set. so tahts the roommate chapter of my life.
move on to the boyfriend chapter. heh heh. i won. life rocks. Jeremy is BOSS! he is also 6 foot4 and has a shotgun. and he works on cars. hell yeah. hell. yeah. but anyhow, i wont brag too much, he is the other boy in "my boys" and he is just absolutly wonderful. teee heeee
we have a crew.. called "The 301 Gang" it consists of Cassy, Brendan, Jeremy (the residents pretty much) and honorary Diane! its a good time. we usually just chill, but every once in a while we go on epic journeys, mostly to Denny's in langely around one or two AM. its a good time. we are all so ridiculous and have so much fun :D dont be too jealous peeps, its just a waste
whaaaaat eeellllse is neeewwwww? INTERNET! THERE IS THIS THING CALLED THE INTERWEBS! IT IS WONDERFUL AND MAGICAL, IT ONLY WORKS WHEN THERE ARE ENOUGH BABY UNICORN SACRIFICES TO SUSTAIN IT'S HORRIFIC APPETITE! thank god brendan is really good at catching unicorns and knows the rituals in baby unicorn sacrifices. aka I HAVE INTERNET IN MY APARTMENT, I AM BLOGGING ON THE COUCH! i can blog freely! i can do it anywhere,on the floor, on my bed, against the wall, in the bath tub, on the kitchen counter... on the couch, in the closet, in brendans room, on the poker table, on the desk. not to mention i can blog in all those places too heh heh ;) anyways, now i can supply alllll you folks with amusement!
hmmm... anything else i can update you on?
got hit by a car on thursday night, in a parking lot. kill me KILL ME NOW. dont ever get hit by a car okay. just. no. and the douche was drifting his car in the snow, and plowed right into me. so now, i have barely worked (loooosssiing money :( ) and i hurt so badthat i cant even get into my car because its too low. i hate it. im hopped up on all theeese wonderful pills! aaaayyyy! and my bys have taken suuch good care of me! they are sooo sweeeeet! guh, this is probably a pretty boring blog hey?
im watching dexter right now. hes hot. mmmm yuuummm, and im pretty sure that i have approval from the boyfriend too. actually. he has approved most of my celebrity crushes. its pretty fantastic.
but you know what would be worse than getting hit by a car? being pooed on by an elephant.
RANDOM FACT FOR NOVEMBER 30/2010
elephants can poo 40 pounds in one poop.
thats a lot of poo....
i dont have a feature friend today.. but i will tomorrow! (or the next one.. might be friday instead..) sorry if this blog is boring! im a little wacked out on painkillers. now on to a short list of what i like:
i like hello kitty
i like the way jeremy thinks my ears poking out of my hair is cute, even tho i hate it
i like the way the perfect chocolate milk tastes
i like that brendan laughs the same as my father, sterling
i like the way that my freezer clicks when its quiet
i like the way diet coke tastes
SO! i wish that i had a sound track of my life! soo over the next couple of days im gonna ask YOU GUYS! what songs remind you of me, or you think would suit me! you can write comments on this blog, or if you found this link on my facebook, leave a comment on the link i posted! if want10 songs in the next 3 days, i will burn a copy of the cd for those of you who contribute songs that i choose. if there are only 10 songs, all of you guys will get one. i know its lame, but thats how i roll! so put your music thinking caps on and THINK THINK THINK!!!
le sigh, its time for another dose of pain killers... then im gonna read some more comics on the interwebs and then eat some dinner :)
thanks children, for reading this
cassy's insight for November 30/2010
i wish my CRX (rex) was an actual dinosaur
(dont make fun, i drew this aaaall hopped up on drugs as well as on a laptop without a mouse...)
