What do I realize right now? It's three am and I am noticing some incredible things. Not necessarily Nobel winning epiphanies. Just simple things that I feel I should share with the world.
Number ten:
My favourite colour pretty much has to be purple. It's just the best.
Number nine:
The lady who made my bagel at timmies about an hour and a half ago was harsh tweaking, and even though every time I have ever dealt with her, she's tripping major balls, she makes my bagel just perfect!
Number eighth:
I love Star Trek as well as Star Wars, and I don't believe that I am "cheating" on one franchise over another. It's a strong, passionate, true love for them both.
Number seven:
People need to stop being such serious dicks to other people because they have different interests. Suck it the fuck up, maybe try something new maybe? Branch out! A little meth never hurt NO ONE!
Number six:
I love swears. Cursing is the best.
Shit. Fuck. Ball sack titty hammer.
Number five:
My boyfriend might be a lizard. He's always really hot. And also has a high temperature on a regular basis.
Number four:
Lemonaid is fucking ACE! I could drink that shit forever.
Number three:
No one needs a multimillion dollar house. That's just wasted space. I don't need my bathroom to be 700 square feet. It'll feel like someone's in the room with me, watching me tinkle. No one needs that. They might want that, but they don't need it.
Number two:
Sometimes when I'm super tired I shoot my a straight up into the air and just keep it there for like half an hour. It's comfortable.
Number one:
Bitches ain't shit.
There you have it. Don't ever tell me I don't do anything for you.
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