'cus i'll, i'll have you naked by the end of this song
OH MY GOODNESS LOYAL READERS! HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND MERRY NEW YEARS!!!
you wont eeeeven believe what happened to me FOUR TIMES! i wrote long ass drawn out blogs, and i managed to delete each of them, and you know whats exhausting? an hour of blogging. and you know what can't be forced? a blog. blog rape is something that i prefer not to take part in. beacuse then its just dry and painful. (heh heh)
so! since i managed to pass right through all the important parts of december here it is:
I HOPE YOU ALL HAD SUPER AWESOME CHRISTMAS EVES, CHRISTMASES, BRENDANS BIRTHDAY, NEW YEARS AND NEW YEARS EVES. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
if i didnt cover something important... i dont apologize, youll get over it, disappointment is a natural part of life, like puberty or crossdressing
know what blows my mind? theres a lot of people in my life that im very "meh" about, i dont particularly like them, but i dont mind them, a fair number that get on my nerves, a few that really bother me, a couple that i cant stand, and one that i really really dont like. at all. not a single person that i hate. i dont believe that you can hate everything about one person. but i really dont like this person. i have no desire to meet said person. i dont want to breathe the same air as this individual. if i could go my whole life, never laying eyes on this person other than a photo here and there, i would be happy. i dont dwell on this person, i see no reason, out of sight out of mind. but when the topic is brought up, it wells inside of me like an angry volcano. i dont like the subject. and it surprises me that i can be like that. i consider myself a realist, i dont dislike you until i am given a reason to, and that reason should be from you yourself, not judgement passed by others. but in this situation, you have been judged by me and i am not changing my mind. like i said, i have not met this person, i have never spoken to this person, i have not texted this person, i have not added this person on facebook, i havent even read a tweet, and i never plan to.
ever.
today is DIANE PHILP's birthday! shes 22 today! yay! *cyber applause* so! tonight we are all going out! and since she's 22, its a tutu party. (HAHAHAHA GET IT?!?!?!?!) so we are all wearing tutus and hitting some pubs and bars. woot to life! i love my tutu, its cuter than a pea! seriously. peas are ashamed to let themselves be seen near it because they are ugly in comparison. so im gonna dress up and hopefully look ruuuhl cute ^^ im excited cus brendan has a tutu too! its black! and poofy! hehehe its probably pretty cute on, what a silly boy. i am sad that jeremy isnt joining us though. but thats okay. ill probably just embarrass him anyways. im a little silly. not like embarass as in falldown-puke-everywhere-makeout-with-girls-sit-on-the-curb-cry-in-the-bathroom, but embarrass as in im-silly-wearing-a-tutu-singing-songs-about-him-dancing-so-the-tutu-bounces. im a silly individual, and he would sit there and laugh at me, but i think he wouldnt be too up for claiming to be my boyfriend :p so its gonna be a good time! im excited, but will miss my wonderful boyfriend.
im sorry pea :(
(ps. thats a broken heart. i dont have my tablet set up yet.. shut up)
with that said, heres a shout out to COURTNEY BROSSEAU who is also born today, although she is 20 today :)
so im not the kind of girl who plans out a wedding. never have been, never will be. when i plan my wedding, it will be because im getting married. not cus im fantasizing. if im having a little situation fantasy about my future its gonna be about me in my DODGE CHALLENGER with a sexy man, and 99 Problems playing and instead of exhaust comign out of my car its 100$ bills. but. that aside *wipes drool* i have planned that my wedding is going to take place at Pick-a-Part. yes, you heard me. the ceremony of course. doesnt matter where i live, thats where it will be. i will pay the employees for 3 hours for them to disappear for the ceremony, everyone will sit in the rows of cars, and it will be wild awesome.
dont steal my idea.
its the only wedding plan i have, and i would be sad if you took it from me.
but to be honest. would a guy agree to that? would he care? he would have to like cars.
let me restate that... what female in her right mind would steal that idea from me?
word.
heres more things i like:
the way snow smells
brown eyes
the way jeff's sheep rug feels on my bare toes
when jeremy gets me to stand on his feet and walks me around
the way grass smells when im alone
i think i would be a wicked bartender. i should look into that. and then all y'all will be jealous. ya'huuuurrr?
im so gangsta, you should be frightened.
no but really. i think its something i would be good at. getting paid to get people all liquored up, but it would suck cus i would allllllways be working nights. and that would suck. but at the same time. you make your day what you make it. if i could work 70 hours a week and still manage to have time for friends while working day and night, i can work just nights :) plus it would be catfish awesome to be able to mix drinks. i would own shit.
alright. well, it's almost 6, and i think im gonna have a quick nap before i go out (dont make fun of me... i need my rest. being this beautiful needs time and lots of sleep :p ) so im gonnaaaa
SLEEP!
GET CHANGED!
GO OUT!
yeeee!
random fact for jan 7/2011
my boyfriend is better looking than yours.
ps! its my birthday iinnn.... FOUR DAYS! i hope ya'll gots something planned for me! :p
i kiiid!
well. kind of.
love you guys!
<3
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