Saturday, September 18, 2010

No one wants to lose their youth in a trench like this

You know one of those days where NOTHING is going right, and the most ridiculous shit is happening to you, but youre still having a good day? no? thats okay, because i didnt think they existed until today..youre going to hear about my day. no.. you are going to be RAPED about my day. ready?
So i woke up really late because i had such a fantabulous evening that i let myself just stay unconscious. that was crazy. first off, i HATE waking up late on beautiful days like these. hate it. did you hear that? i hate it. i know your thinking.. hmm.. maybe she likes it a little? if so.. im sorry.. im sorry.. my reaction to you is a blank stare. annyyways, so i woke up really late and hated life. then had a shower *insert steamy shower scene here* except! that it wasnt steamy. yes, im still very attractive (hahaha aah haha..sad face..) there was only cold water.. and i mean like.. depths of the sea-transparent-deep water fish cold...it was rough. so i was soaking wet and threw on some "random running around the house clothes". and decided I WANT SOME PANCAKES! so. i reached to the top cupboard to get my mix. which to most people, itd be like cool.. no biggie. but im 5'4.. doesnt really bode well with 9'10 cupboards. (yeah... yeah you heard me.. my cupboards are almost ten feet tall.. you can suck it) so.. i dropped the mix on my head. no biggie right? BIG BIGGIE! my hair is soaking wet. i had pancake mix congealing on my head. sexy right? im standing there screaming and freaking out.. move on to the carpet and start tearing off my clothes... cool right? no. no not at all. i find myself in my underwear and pancake hair with all my windows open. in everyroom. im not even safe in my bedroom. if youve ever been in my apartment.. you see that my living room faces everyone else's living room. yay. awkward situation NOT averted. so i quickly re shower in the freezing water.. colder this time some how.. and realize.. that i was suppose to go cut my friends sisters hair! oh yay! and! i cant find my scissors! EVEN BETTER! so im scissorless and late! (ill wrap this shit up soon, dont worry) then, how i did this.. i dont know.. i fell in my bathroom and knocked my head on the toilet seat. im sure any of you who know me personally are not surprised what so ever of any of these happenings. 
Ross was a sweetheart and we went out and he bought me a new pair of haircutting scissors, so crisis averted! (ps, anyone want their haircut for free, give me a call im pretty decent and if you know me, im a perfectionist, you wont get a shitty haircut ) managed to slice my finger open while cutting her hair.. but haircut turned out great! 
then went home and ross and i ate a treatzza pizza from DQ. woot for healthy eating!!
now i am here blogging.. about my day. 
Tonight is my work party, and we are suppose to dress formal. me and formal.. dont mix. so im wearing what i wore to jeffs wedding. a nice little black dress and a lace cardigan. im just stoked that i get to wear that shit again. wont lie.. i looked pretty hot then. hopefully maybe its pretty decent tonight. if not, no biggie. they know me too well to expect me to look good.. i dont pull it off too well. Rachel informed me that a certain someone is going to show up in a suit. that sparked some interest, but we are going to pretend that it didnt. okay guys? secrets safe with you right? 
siigh.. i dunno guys. i dont know how much luck i have. i have friends who are all: you know what cassy! you can get any guy you want! and all i can say is GUYS! WHY ARE YOU SO FULL OF BULLSHIT? :) 
onnnn a different note.. Peas have to be the cutest vegetable in existance. like.. there is no other veggie in the world that makes me as happy as a little green pea. 
                                              this is how i picture peas.
even the sad guy on the bottom fills my heart with so much happiness that i can barely deal with it!
I dont like sleeping alone. for the reason that.. i sleep so much better with someone breathing beside me. i like the feeling that if i get up to go get some water.. im going back to a still warm bed. theres someone to cuddle and be safe with. and, if some crazy monster comes out from under my bed someone can protect me. or if bloody mary is there in my mirror looking scary as FUCK theres someone to laugh at me and smash the mirror. and as weird as it sounds, if the other person snores im set. that shit puts me out instantly.. i know.. dont judge.
on a seperate note..My friend Gunther is awesome. we have the most awesome conversations ever. its like.. psuedo-deep.. hilariously fantastic-ghostbusting-cheese eating-blowup doll punching-poke battle superb. Gunther and Cassy rule. i would have children with him simply so that there would be a superior race of insanely curly hair social outcast hilarious children running around the planet.
on that note.. i must go start to get myself hot.. heres to a more interesting entry next time

cassy's insight for september 18/2010
i think your eyes are gorgeous, and they melt my brain

ps. i will have some pictures of my party next time :P

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